Crazy Ex Girlfriend A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes


“A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes” full music video from Vincent Rodriguez III.

“A Boy Band Made Up Of Four Joshs”

Hey girl, I know that as a kid
You never got to see that boy band concert on Pay-Per-View,
But it’s okay
Because I’m here now,
And I’m all the boy band you’ll ever need.

Girl, I know things haven’t always been so easy for you,
Kids were mean,
And your daddy walked right out the door, too.
Maybe we should have a session,
Address your anxiety and depression
‘Cause I got a funny feeling if we do…
**** PIXIE DUST MUSIC CUE****

Baby, you can kiss
All your childhood traumas goodbye.
You‛re never gonna miss
All that stress, you’ve been keeping inside.
All your psychological problems
Girl, we’re gonna solve them
‘Cause we’re not just a boy band made up of four Joshes,
We’re also a team of licensed mental health professionals.

We’ll help you understand the reasons
That your mom made you sad
And why every man you date is just a
Stand-in for your dad.
You’ll stop revisiting your fears,
Once we wipe away your tears,
Trust us, girl,
Your prognosis isn’t bad.

Baby, you can kiss
All your unexplained symptoms goodbye!
You’re never gonna miss
All those nightmares in which you tend to die!
We’ll get you through those developmental stages
That you’ve been stuck in for ages
‘Cause we’re not just a boy band made up of four Joshes,
We’re also a team of nationally recognized
Mental health professionals
Trained in cognitive
Behavioral therapy with specialties in
Personality and sleep disorders
And love!

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About Crazy Ex-Girlfriend:
Rebecca Bunch is a successful, driven, and possibly crazy young woman who impulsively gives up everything – her partnership at a prestigious law firm and her upscale apartment in Manhattan – in a desperate attempt to find love and happiness in that exotic hotbed of romance and adventure: suburban West Covina, CA.

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend – Face Your Fear


“Face Your Fears” full music video from Rachel Bloom and Donna Lynne Champlin.

“Face Your Fears”

Sssh…
I used to be afraid
Of so much in this world.
I’d tiptoe through each day, like some
Frightened little girl.
Then one day I realized I can’t just
Run and hide from life.
Now if someone pulls a gun on me
I pull out my knife!

(I don’t follow.)
Sit on my lap like I’m Santa and listen to me.

Face your fears.
Stare them down.
Don’t be scared.
Stand your ground.
‘Cause nothing is as scary
As it appears.
All you gotta do
Is face your fears.

(Okay, I think I’m starting to get it–)

If a bear runs at you in the woods,
Don’t run away.
(Yeah, I’m back here, sing to me.)
Look it deep in the eyes,
Put your hand on its chest, and say
“Bear, I’m not afraid!”
(Well that’s just dangerous.)
If you’re in a burning building,
And smoke is everywhere,
Keep calm, take a deep breath,
And stay right there!
(That’s not how smoke or fire works.)
Ssh…

Face your fears!
Run with scissors!
(Whoa.)
‘Cause you can fly,
Yes, you can fly.
Fly out of a window.
(Who are you singing to?)
Fly off a building!
Just believe in yourself,
Face your fears!

(Okay, I have so many problems with–)

‘Cause the children are the future!
Aaahhh!
Face your fears!
(Face your fears!)
(Oh my God.)
Follow your dreams!
(Follow your dreams!)
Stare at the sun!
(Stare at the sun!)
Play in the street!
(A busy street!)
If you’re scared of bees
(If you’re scared of bees)
Get stung!
(Don’t have an EpiPen ready!)
Reach for the stars!
(Literally touch a star)
Face your fears!
(Stars aren’t that hot!)

Face your fears!
(Face your fears!)
Join the Marines!
( Join the Marines!)
Swim right after eating!
(Don’t wait 30 minutes!)
‘Cause you are amazing!
(So amazing!)
Wipe back to front!
(Don’t wipe front to back!)
Drop out of school!
(School is stupid)
All you gotta dooooo…
(Is face my fears?)
Is face your
(Fears, I got it)
Feeeeeeeeeeears!
(Aaaaaaah)

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About Crazy Ex-Girlfriend:
Rebecca Bunch is a successful, driven, and possibly crazy young woman who impulsively gives up everything – her partnership at a prestigious law firm and her upscale apartment in Manhattan – in a desperate attempt to find love and happiness in that exotic hotbed of romance and adventure: suburban West Covina, CA.

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend | His Status is Preferred | The CW


“His Status Is…Preferred” full music video from Donna Lynne Champlin.

“His Status is Preferred”

He’s discerning; he’s refined,
Eats French cheeses, drinks French wine.
He travels all the time
And at the airport cuts the line,
And when he checks his leather luggage
No extra charges are incurred
‘Cause he’s elite.
He’s Silver Elite, Executive Silver Elite.
His status is…Preferred.

Fine hotels are where he stays
The kind with grand breakfast buffets
And a chef who can make omelettes
A variety of ways
And they don’t stick him in some regular room
No, that would be absurd!

He gets a Suite
A two room Executive Suite
An Executive City View Suite
With a second TV,
And 400 thread count sheets
Because
His status is…Preferred

Oh can’t you see
He’s got Premiere Access to me
My whole life, I’ve been stuck in Economy
I have waited and waited
To one day be upgraded
To spread my wings and fly
Just a bit more frequently!

On his wrist…a gold wristwatch
On his lips…a blended Scotch
And I have to stop my eyes from drifting
Downward towards his crotch!
I can peek, but I have to be discreet!
‘Cause he’s filet mignon,
Not just some piece of meat!

He’s sophisticated
Elegant, Elite.
In a word:
He’s…Preferred

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About Crazy Ex-Girlfriend:
Rebecca Bunch is a successful, driven, and possibly crazy young woman who impulsively gives up everything – her partnership at a prestigious law firm and her upscale apartment in Manhattan – in a desperate attempt to find love and happiness in that exotic hotbed of romance and adventure: suburban West Covina, CA.

E.O. Wilson on the problem with humanity

“The problem with humanity is: Paleolithic emotions, medieval institutions and god-like technology”

–Edward Osborne Wilson, usually cited as E. O. Wilson (born June 10, 1929), is an American biologist, researcher, theorist, naturalist and author. His biological specialty is myrmecology, the study of ants, on which he is considered to be the world’s leading expert. Wikipedia

(Contributed by Heather Williams, H.W., M.)

What we can learn about love from Adam and Eve (pbs.org)


Adam and Eve could be called the most famous couple in history. In “The First Love Story: Adam, Eve and Us,” author Bruce Feiler examines the Bible and archaeology, but also love, relationships, modern technology and more. Feiler joins Jeffrey Brown to discuss how he says the story has been “weaponized” throughout history to villainize women and what we can learn from the story today.

Ontological Mysticism

I’m gonna try talking about something that is very risky.

What? You may ask?

Ontological Mysticism

I wrote a book with that title which is available from Amazon if you’re interested.

The basic premise is that the primary substance of the universe is consciousness. And all that appears to be something other than consciousness is actually vortex of thought within consciousness. All the atoms, molecules, organisms, people, stars, rocks, stars and galaxies, all are made of specific vortices of thought in consciousness.

The next premise is that consciousness is actually whole, perfect, complete, absolute and infinite.

So why then do we often see stuff that is far less that perfection: illness, war, hatred, pain, suffering, death and so on?

Well, the reason is that we hold beliefs that are contrary to the Truth about what consciousness (the sole substance of the universe) actually is.

All the imperfection ever perceived by anyone is an out-picturing of their beliefs.

To correct this problem there is a process called Translation (taught by The Prosperos, where there are many Mentors who teach Translation), whereby one shines the light of absolute truth on our beliefs about the world in such a way that the errors in our beliefs melt away, leaving the beautiful Truth that those erroneous beliefs were hiding.

Whole, perfect, complete, absolute, infinite consciousness is actually all there is and all there can be, all else being the manifestation of our beliefs in something less than or other than that.

So, relax, all is well, always, no matter how much it may appear otherwise. Relaxing in that Truth will gradually melt away those appearances and leave your life more and more in alignment and harmony with Truth.

SUNDAY NIGHT TRANSLATION GROUP — MARCH 26, 2017

To quote Heather Williams, H.W., M., “Translation is the creative process of re-engineering the outdated software of your mind.” Translation is a 5-step process using syllogistic reasoning to transform apparent man and the universe back into its essential whole, complete and perfect nature.  Through the process of Translation, reality is uncovered and thus revealed. Through word tracking, getting to the essence of the words we use to express our current view of reality, we are uncovering the underlying timeless reality of the Universe.

Sense testimony:

I’m having bad luck with “lemon” transmissions, trouble shifting to the appropriate gear and can’t move.

Conclusions:

  1. The dice always lands on Truth: perfect, present, constant, unchanging, positive, definitive wellness ongoing, Self-adjusting, Itself already arrived.
  2. Infinite Cause is open to the message of Creative Intuition Eternal Oneness, its knowing wisdom formless thinking force is now in the universe open system.
  3. Sound Able Beautiful Play is all there is.
  4. To come.