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The White House UFC Fight By The Numbers

Published: June 11, 2026 (TheOnion.com)

On Sunday, the same day as President Trump’s 80th birthday, the White House will host UFC Freedom 250 on the South Lawn. The Onion takes a look at the key facts and figures behind the unprecedented mixed martial arts event.

$1.2 million

Cost of restoring Thomas Jefferson’s original Octagon

5

Drinks before shirtless Pete Hegseth tries to join fight

7

Times mixed martial arts mentioned in Bill of Rights

2

Future Supreme Court justices on fight card

.​001%

Likelihood fighter walks out to the theme from Will And Grace

13

Average ring girl age

8

Times Pope Leo has declined to attend

20

Starved lions on hand if things get slow

3

Women

9

Scattered teeth that will be found during next year’s White House Easter Egg Hunt