AI: Myth Vs. Fact

Published: July 17, 2026 (TheOnion.com)

A recent poll found that Americans who are concerned about artificial intelligence outnumber those who are excited about it by a margin of three to one. The Onion examines the common myths and facts surrounding AI. 

MYTH: AI can never be ethical.

FACT: Grok says it can.

MYTH: AI could discover cures for all diseases.

FACT: AI is going to keep a few of the nastier ones around in case humans get out of line.

MYTH: AI can predict the future.

FACT: That power was only available to Miss Cleo. 

MYTH: I’m going to lose my job to AI.

FACT: We’re still a few years away from AI models that can sell molly to high schoolers.

MYTH: AI is trained on illegally scraped data.

FACT: No data is illegal on stolen land.

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