Flowers are the sex organs of plants. It’s shameful and disgusting that they’re allowed to flaunt their genitals as they do. It’s nothing less than overt plant pornography and it must be stopped. Exhibitionist plants must be made to pay for their crimes, admit their guilt and accept their punishment.

And of course the flowers themselves need to be properly and modestly clothed. Plant immorality is a disgrace and must finally be brought to an end. ~ Ben Gilberti of the National Plant-Morality Institute (the NPMI).
Yes, I agree. It’s outrageous. You don’t see humans behaving like that! I’d like to become a member (no pun intended) of the NPMI.
And an NPMI member you now are!