New Amazon Service Lets Customers Boost Shipping Speed With Easy One-Click Charge To Whip Delivery Person

August 8, 2019 (theonion.com)

SEATTLE—Celebrating the motivational effort as a major leap forward in worker-flagellation technology, Amazon introduced an easy single-click feature Thursday for customers who want to boost shipping speeds by whipping a delivery person. “We’re excited to announce that our Same-Day Deliveries will now ship even faster thanks to Amazon Flog, a simple but effective pain-based solution that stimulates couriers into picking up the pace,” said spokesperson Linda Fowler, outlining how users can choose between the basic 99-cent Single-Tail Lash and premium $2.99 Multi-Tail Lash on every shipping drop-down menu. “To further expedite the process, consumers will be able to successively select ‘Beat My Laborer With A Switch Again’ as many times as needed and, of course, track the number of bloody gashes on their delivery person’s back at any point during the low-wage worker’s journey. Naturally, Prime members will also be able to choose between belting, spanking, paddling, or caning.” Fowler added that, as always, customers who are unsatisfied with the condition or contents package are free to beat their delivery person.

Marianne Williamson’s Spiritualism Has Deep, Liberal Roots

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The 2020 presidential candidate’s quest to rid the country of “dark psychic forces” recalls America’s Civil War–era need for healing.

Your Horoscopes — Week Of August 6, 2019

August 6, 2019 (theonion.com)

Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22

A good friend will be a pillar of strength and selflessly support you in a harrowing crisis. Show your appreciation by sending them a note that says “Thanks for your support.”

Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22

You’ll continue to get away with your horrendous crimes against humanity without suffering consequences, although they will eventually get you for the tax evasion.

Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22

The stars foretell that food will materialize in your refrigerator the fourth time you open it.

Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21

There’s nothing wrong with being a belt-and-suspenders-type, but you should probably reconsider being a leather-shorts-and-no-shirt type as well.

Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21

The FDA will realize their mistake too late to prevent your death after they accidentally name you as part of a complete breakfast.

Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19

While some see hourglasses as symbolic of the fleeting nature of existence, they’ll only ever remind you of your teenage summer fling with Chronor, the Keeper of Time.

Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18

Romance will once again pass you by when the love of your life decides to go with a person who makes better mixtapes.

Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20

You will get a reasonably good deal on a necessary household item, which is frankly more than an asshole like you deserves.

Aries | March 21 to April 19

You’ll finally realize a dream you’ve had since childhood when a huge scary monster comes out from under your bed and eats you all up.

Taurus | April 20 to May 20

Your greatest sorrows arise from your strongest assets: Your intuitive drive to please others and ability to do the worm.

Gemini | May 21 to June 20

The reason for your recent crises of conscience becomes clear this week when you realize the angel from your right shoulder and the devil from your left have been sleeping together for a year now.

Cancer | June 21 to July 22

Next week won’t be the best you’ve ever had, but it will advance medical understanding of genital implosion by leaps and bounds.

‘This Is Us’: In Wake of El Paso, Eddie Glaude Delivers ‘Incredibly Powerful’ Statement on US History of Racism and Violence—And You Can’t Just Blame Trump

“And if we’re gonna get past this, we can’t blame it on [Trump]. He’s a manifestation of the ugliness that’s in us.”

Eddie Glaude, a Princeton University professor and MSNBC contributor, said Monday night that while Trump's own racism cannot be ignored, the fact of the matter is that the president is "a manifestation of the ugliness" that pervades the nation. (Photo: Screenshot/MSNBC)

Eddie Glaude, a Princeton University professor and MSNBC contributor, said Monday night that while Trump’s own racism cannot be ignored, the fact of the matter is that the president is “a manifestation of the ugliness” that pervades the nation. (Photo: Screenshot/MSNBC)

Princeton University professor Eddie Glaude received praise overnight for comments made on MSNBC Monday as he called on the American people to acknowledge that while blaming President Donald Trump might be easy to do—especially given the available evidence—for the racist-inspired massacre at a Wal-Mart in El Paso, Texas over the weekend it cannot be ignored that hatred and violence behind the attack is something deeply woven into the fabric of the country’s politics and culture.

“America’s not unique in its sins as a country,” Glaude said. “We’re not unique in our evils, to be honest with you. I think where we may be singular is our refusal to acknowledge them—and the legends and myths we tell about our inherent goodness to hide and cover and conceal so we can maintain a kind of willful ignorance that protects our innocence.”

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) was among those applauding the “must-watch” remarks, calling Glaude’s statement “incredibly powerful.”

Watch:

Reminding viewers of the rise of the racist right-wing Tea Party during the Obama administration—and highlighting how social scientists even at the time were warning that the phenomenon was fueled not just by “economic populism” but the “ugly underbelly of the country”—Glaude explained that the massacre in El Paso, in which parents “broke the bones” of their own baby “trying to shield him from being killed” by a racist gunman, is just the latest example of in which Americans are strangely forced to asked the question, “Oh my God, is this who we are?”

“What we know,” Glaude continued, “is that this country has been playing politics for a long time on this hatred—we know this. So it’s easy for us to place it all on Donald Trump’s shoulders. It’s easy to place Pittsburgh on his shoulders. It’s easy for me to place Charlottesville on his shoulders. It’s easy to place El Paso on his shoulders.” But he then sharply added, clapping his hands: “This is us!”

“And if we’re gonna get past this,” he continued with emotion in his voice, “we can’t blame it on [Trump]. He’s a manifestation of the ugliness that’s in us.”

Author and activist Trita Parsi urged people to watch the segment until the very end. “Then watch it again,” he said. “Then again. And again. Until it clicks.”

Let’s not confuse entanglement with teleportation

Though quantum teleportation has been demonstrated, the beam-me-up kind is still fiction.

  • Quantum teleportation and “traditional” teleportation are two very different things.
  • The quantum variety involves entanglement; the other kind is even more problematic.
  • Recent successes in quantum teleportation may lead to more secure communication in the future.

Quantum entanglement is absolutely mind-bending. Surprising and weird as it is, it’s a genuinely fascinating phenomenon, requiring zero hype to keep us interested. Recent headlines, though — and some physicists on talk shows — have been conflating “quantum teleportation” with good-old sci-fi “teleportation.” It’s not hard to jump to the incorrect conclusion that progress is being made on the latter and not the former. Alas, it’s not so — there’s still no tech on the horizon for beaming ourselves anywhere. Which is not to say that quantum teleportation is not amazing in its own right.

Quantum teleportation

When quantum teleportation was first proposed by physicists Asher Peresand William Wootters in 1993, it was called “telepheresis,” an arguably less-misleading appellation. The term “quantum teleportation” was coined by Peres’ and Wootters’ co-author Charles Bennett. This may be because it looksa lot like standard teleportation, even though it’s not.

Quantum teleportation involves the measurement of the state of one entangled particle and the transfer of that state to an entangled partner, which then assumes that state. One of entanglement’s oddities, as noted by Werner Heisenberg, is that the act of observing the state of a particle alters that state — what’s been observed thus no longer exists. “This situation,” writes Phillip Ball in Nature, “can’t be meaningfully distinguished from one in which the original particle itself has been moved to the target location: that transport has not really happened, but to all appearances it might as well have.”

Quantum communication

Quantum-entangled particles have intriguing potential for the development of extremely secure communication networks. Currently, encrypted data is transmitted as electrical or optical pulses representing ones or zeroes, along with digital keys with which the encryption can be decoded. Hackers are getting better and better at cracking these keys, often without the communicating parties’ knowledge.

Quantum communication offers a more secure means of sharing important data between parties. Encryption keys comprised of entangled quantum particle pairs can be transmitted to both parties from a satellite as photon “qubits” in super-position, potential combinations of ones and zeros that don’t collapse into their final states until they’re observed. In this “quantum key distribution,” or QKD, the particles should arrive at their destination in their uncollapsed qubit state — when their states are observed, they should be identical. If they’re not, Heisenberg’s principle makes it immediately obvious that the keys have been intercepted and that the communication network is not secure.

There are wrinkles to work out in the the transmission of such particles, including achieving greater distances and maintaining the integrity of transmitted particles. As a result, researchers are focusing on transmissions to and from space, where there’s less in the way to interfere with the entangled particles.

Though the earliest attempts to deliver particles topped out at about 100 kilometers, in 2017, Chinese researchers were able to transmit single photon qubits from a Tibetan-plateau ground station to their Micius satellite orbiting the Earth 1,400 km away. It took millions of attempts, but 911 photons made it up there still identical to their entangled partners back on the ground. That same year, in partnership with Austrian scientists, the team was able to successfully distribute intact qubit quantum keys from Micius to two ground stations in China, and one in Europe, near Vienna.

The latest developments have to do with extending the complexity of quantum teleportation via the development of “qutrits.” Where a qubit can collapse into a zero or a one, a qutrit can be a zero, one, or a two, thus radically expanding the complexity of information it can carry. Two teamshave announced successfully creating them, albeit in different ways.

Image source: Natali art collections/Shutterstock

Good, old-fashioned teleportation

When Star Trek first brought teleportation into the popular lexicon in the 1960s, it wasn’t too clear what it actually was There were two main possibilities. Teleportation could be:

  • the disassembly of an object’s — or person’s — molecules and atoms for instant transmission to somewhere else and reassembly.
  • the transmission of a description of a traveler that would allow their reconstruction in a new location using atoms and molecules found there. This technology, it’s worth noting, would carry with it a grisly bit of cleanup: The original object or person would have to be destroyed at the start of teleportation to avoid the existence of duplicates. Absent this, you’re veering into Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse territory. Really, it’s like making a photocopy and tearing up the original.

As for Star Trek, a teleportation-phobic Star Trek: The Next Generationcharacter finally settled the debate by describing the mode of transportation in colorful detail as being blown apart in one place and put back together in another. Still, you’re right to be creeped out by all the philosophical implications.

William interviews Al about upcoming TR Class in Tulsa

Translation® Class

Live class presentation with Al Haferkamp, Dean of The Prosperos

WHAT

Translation is a method of seeing the Truth in any belief or situation and letting go of the erroneous beliefs that were a lie about the Truth. You’ll also learn how to see with absolute clarity that Truth is always whole, perfect and complete in any and all situations.

WHEN

Saturday, Aug 10, 2019, 10:00 AM to 5:00 PM

Sunday, Aug 11, 2019, 10:00 AM to 5:00 PM

COST

First time cost: $190

Repeat cost: $90

Preregister: http://www.theprosperos.org/

WHERE

Doubletree Hotel, 616 W. 7th St., Tulsa OK 74127

Email Donna Andrest and have her reserve a room for you:

<Donna.Andrest1@hilton.com>

Tell her that you are coming to The Prosperos event and you will get a discount

CONTACT

Pamela Rodolph – prodolph@gmail.com

WORKSHOP

Ben will be doing an online workshop for this class on the following Sunday.

Five Dangerous Myths About Authoritarianism You Probably Believe (But Shouldn’t)

Why Authoritarianism’s Winning and Democracy’s Losing

umair haque
umair haque

May 11, 2018 (medium.com)

There’s a kind of battle taking place in the world today. One so omnipresent, it’s invisible. That battle is between authoritarianism and democracy. America, Russia, Turkey, Hungary, Poland — I don’t need to recite the endless list of nations who’ve toppled like dominoes.

The battle, sadly, is being lost by the forces of democracy. Democracy is in hasty, battered global retreat. Authoritarianism is winning — and it is winning easily, handily, and swiftly. And that tells us something vital, if unfortunate. Democratic forces today do not really understand how to fight, much less defeat, authoritarian movements, values, agendas, and impulses anymore. Perhaps they forgot — or perhaps, as in America, they forgot to learn how at all.

So here are five dangerous myths I hear every day about authoritarianism — next to five harsh realities.

Myth: “Don’t worry!! No biggie!! We’ll just vote them away!”. I hear this one every day. Don’t you? By superstar pundits, intellectuals, academics, journalists, columnists. Unfortunately, it betrays an almost complete lack of historical context or knowledge, much less any kind of understanding of how societies really work.

Reality: Defeating authoritarianism, more often than not, takes a revolution. Not an election. Think about it. Was communism voted away in Soviet Russia? Did people vote down the Berlin Wall? Nope. It took a revolution. Why didn’t people “vote out” Saddam and Gaddafi? Why did they have to die for nations to progress? History is redolent with the lesson that once authoritarians come into power, merely “voting them out” isn’t likely to work — even if you nominally can. The story is just as true in America’s own history, too — they couldn’t simply “vote” themselves out of the British Empire. Defeating authoritarianism, once it’s set in, takes a revolution, not just an election. Why is that?

Myth: ”Authoritarianism is like a cold! Our immune system will simply fight it off!” This is how American intellectuals think of authoritarianism so far — they appeal to America’s strength and robustness, and so on. But history tells us no democracy is too strong to fall, doesn’t it? John Wayne only exists in the movies.

Reality: authoritarianism is like cancer, not a cold. The body’s immune system turns on itself — and if it metastasizes, the organs of the body politic may be harmed beyond repair or recovery. What do I mean by “the immune system turns on itself”? Well, the very first thing authoritarians usually do is rewrite the rule of law, in anti-democratic, unjust, immoral, and illiberal ways. They turn elections on their heads, make secret police forces, surveil whole groups or peoples, and so forth. That is why it takes a revolution — not just an election — to defeat authoritarianism: as social institutions are used to repress and subjugate people, democracy as a simple “electoral” process quickly becomes at best a sham, and at worst, a luxury.

The Nazis did it, the Soviets did it, and today, we are seeing it happen in America — families being split up at the border and so on. The immune systems turns on itself. Authoritarianism for that reason is like cancer. It infects the many organs, or institutions, of the social body — the rule of law, elections, media, business, and so on — and if it is allowed to fester, to set in, then it metastasizes. Soon enough, there is nothing left of these institutions to save — they have rotted from the inside out. And the challenge for a nation after a bout of authoritarianism is often rebuilding its institutions wholesale. In just that way, we make a mistake today equating authoritarianism to a minor cold, when in fact it is the gravest disease of the body politic.

Myth: “We will defeat the authoritarians by calling them names!! By humiliating and shaming them!!” LOL. This one always strikes me as especially funny. Do you really think authoritarians have a sense of shame? Of course not. They are shameless by definition. Have you seen their taste in interior design? So simply pointing out that they are hypocrites and blowhards and tyrants is pointless. It is hardly likely to stop them — since their rise points to a society in which despair and rage outweigh shame and guilt in the first place.

Reality: Authoritarianism is defeated by offering people a social contract that works again, so they don’t have to flee into the arms of strongmen for a sense of safety and security when societies are collapsing around them. Liberals throughout history have made this mistake again and again. In Nazi Germany, liberals didn’t offer people anything much — it was the Nazis, in fact, who promised them the world. The same was true in Soviet Russia. And it is true again in America today.

Liberals are out to lunch. The old social contract is as broken as one could possibly get — Americans die every day for a lack of insulin, for example, will never retire, and so on — and yet, instead of offering people a better one, what do they spend their days doing? Tweeting angrily. Ranting on cable news. And so on. It’s less than useless — it only ensures the authoritarians keep on winning. Because people simply do not have an alternative worth considering, really. It’s a way for elites and political parties to shirk their responsibilities to democracy.

Myth: “Don’t worry! That knight in shining armour will save us — we’ve pinned all our hopes on him — and it’s his job, not ours, anyways!!” The flipside of the myth above — “bah, we don’t have to offer people anything better!!” is that a white knight will come along and save us. After all, there has to be some fairy tale at work if no one has to do the hard work of democracy, doesn’t there? So in America, for example, such a figure is the special prosecutor — and it seems that an entire nation’s elites, its powerful and mighty, are simply sucking on their thumbs, waiting for that lone figure, like Rambo, to swoop in and save the day. Unfortunately, history again tells us — authoritarianism isn’t defeated by white knights, but, again, by wholesale revolutions.

Reality: authoritarianism means the replacement of democratic institutions with anti-democratic ones — and so by the time the white knight arrives, it’s usually too late: the house of prosperity has already burned down, and a grim dystopia rebuilt in its place. When authoritarianism sets in, what happens is that basic political, economic, and social institutions are quickly subverted, sabotaged, and perverted. Secret police forces, lists, rigged elections, and so on. Now if those very institutions are poisoned from the inside out — what is left for a white knight to save? Do you see the problem?

Even if he does “save” something, by putting a few figureheads in jail, the authoritarians have already won — they have turned institutions into little machines of repression. A national guard becomes a secret police. A welfare department becomes the very agency responsible for ethnic cleansing. And so on. Poisoned institutions are likely to go on doing their lethal jobs long after today’s authoritarians are gone — just as they did in Soviet Russia. The white knight strategy to defeating authoritarianism is a poor one for this reason — by the time it works, on the slim chance it does, a society will have been largely rebuilt along authoritarian lines institutionally, normatively, culturally, and economically.

So. Let me try and sum up, with one last myth. “Authoritarianism is a joke, man!! LOL. Look at those clowns!!” Wrong. This is not a drill — or a comedy routine. The forces of democracy are getting authoritarianism wrong. Lethally and badly wrong. It’s seriousness, gravity, appeal, power, and growth. Why it is spreading, what happens when it is allowed to fester, and most importantly, how to defeat it. That is why they are losing, and authoritarianism is winning.

We defeat authoritarianism by learning, just a little, from history. That most difficult and improbable of tasks. Yet if we can manage to do that, we will quickly see — merely shouting at authoritarians, hoping for knights in shining armour, or waiting for another election that might never quite come are not enough. They are forms of laziness, procrastination, buck-shifting, and ignorance. Perhaps, sadly, in the end, even something like complicity.

Authoritarianism’s back is broken — at least until it slithers upwards from the abyss once again — when people have a reason to hope in, strive for, reach towards, something better again. When there is a better offer made to them. One a little fuller of dignity, fairness, safety, freedom, and prosperity. Then and only then. And the great problem in the world right now is that the putative forces of progress, because they do not understand or perhaps even remember history, are not offering much of any of that to them.

Umair
May 2018

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