I remember Carol and Mary Ritley singing a duet called the RHS song, which was based on “On the Street Where You Live” from Lerner and Lowe’s “My Fair Lady” – but with new lyrics by (I think) Ms Ritley, some of which I can recall:
I have often been in this scene before,
But the feeling hasn’t ever been so keen before.
All at once am I
Seven inches high,
Knowing I’m on the verge of a “Thing”!
–Bruce King
(Editor: Anybody know the rest of these lyrics?)


I can remember a few more lines. Here’s a partial reconstruction of the rest of the song, with ellipses for the part I’m having trouble recalling:
People stop and stare and it bothers me
When I think of all the people [places?] I would rather be,
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And Oh that horrible feeling!
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But I’ll RHS
And someday I guess
I’ll get over my need for a “Thing”.
Hoping this jogs a few memories, including my own…