CARNAGE – directed by Simon Amstell


Published on Mar 24, 2017
It’s 2067, the UK is vegan, but older generations are suffering the guilt of their carnivorous past. (Simon Amstell) asks us to forgive them for the horrors of what they swallowed.

This spoof piece of black humour parody is full of surreal moments, cookery, cooking – a cooking show – and food. It features vegetarian, vegan, animal welfare and animal rights issues.

With similarities to Charlie Brooker’s ‘Black Mirror’ series for Netflix and Channel 4, the BBC previously brought the critically acclaimed Fear Itself and Adam Curtis’ HyperNormalisation.

BBC Credits
Jeff Martin Freeman
Herself Joanna Lumley
Dorothy Eileen Atkins
Maude Lindsay Duncan
Volunteer: Joey Alex Lawther
Davina Gemma Jones
Dr Yasmine Vondenburg Linda Bassett
Freddy The Celebrity Chef Mawaan Rizwan
Troye John Macmillan
Herself Kirsty Wark
Music JME
Herself Lorraine Kelly
Herself Vanessa Feltz
Unit Manager Beth Ambrose
Production Manager Sarah Baxter
Executive Producer Victoria Jaye
Executive Producer Janet Lee
Editor Leigh Brzeski
Composer Jeremy Warmsley
Producer Daniel O’Connor
Director (((Simon Amstell)))
Writer (((Simon Amstell)))

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Romeo and Juliet maybe not so tragic after all

Romeo and Juliet 2013 starring Hailee Steinfeld, Douglas Booth, Damian Lewis – William Shakespeare’s epic and searing tale of love, is revitalized on screen by writer Julian Fellowes and director Carlos Carlei.

An ageless story from the world’s most renowned author is reimagined for the 21st Century. This adaptation is told in the lush traditional setting it was written, but gives a new generation the chance to fall in love with the enduring legend. With an all-star cast including Hailee Steinfeld, Douglas Booth, Paul Giamatti and Stellan Skarsgard, it affords those unfamiliar with the tale the chance to put faces to the two names they’ve undoubtedly heard innumerable times: Romeo and Juliet. Every generation deserves to discover this lasting love.

ROMEO & JULIET 2013 Movie
Genre: Drama
Director: Carlo Carlei
Starring: Hailee Steinfeld, Douglas Booth, Damian Lewis, Kodi Smit-McPhee, Ed Westwick, Stellan Skarsgaard, Paul Giamatti

Note from Mike Zonta, editor of the Bathtub Bulletin:

Yes, this is a tragic love story.  And I went in thinking that’s all it was.  But it is also a story of bringing together two warring camps, the Montagues and the Capulets, who otherwise would never have embraced.

Here’s Prokofiev’s musical salute to “The Montagues and the Capulets”:


The National Youth Orchestra of Canada’s play a Koerner Hall concert as part of the 2012 Toronto Summer Music Festival. Watch as they perform Serge Prokofiev’s The Montagues and the Capulets.

“It is what it is.”

Pierre:  “Why [is my girlfriend breaking up with me]?”
Carrie:  “There is no why, Pierre.  It is what it is.”
Pierre:  “What does that mean?  Of course it is what it is. If it wasn’t, it wouldn’t be.”
Carrie:  “Well, it’s a very popular thing to say.”

–dialogue from the movie The Driftless Area

God Falling Under Influence Of Powerful Spiritual Guru (theonion.com)

Worried angels say that God now spends the majority of His days burning incense and dabbing various root extracts He purchased from the Rishi (pictured) on His body’s “aura nodes.”

‘He’ll Do Anything The Rishi Tells Him,’ Say Concerned Heavenly Sources

The charismatic middle-aged man, who began counseling God on a regular basis after the divine Creator attended one of his free transcendental meditation seminars last September, has reportedly had a profound effect on the Lord’s beliefs, lifestyle, and even His diet, leading members of the angelic community to fear the Almighty may no longer be capable of making decisions without the Rishi’s guidance.

“At first it seemed like just some harmless self-exploration, which was fine, until God started quoting the Rishi all the time and mentioning out of nowhere how the Rishi had opened His eyes to the truth,” said the archangel Jophiel, adding that God now seems to always carry a copy of the Rishi’s self-published book, Astral Wisdom, with Him wherever He goes. “It’s all Rishi this, Rishi that. This guy’s got God chanting these inane mantras for hours on end, and now whenever you see Him around Heaven, the Rishi’s right there at His side, whispering another one of his ‘teachings’ to the Lord.”

Reports indicate that the Rishi, who wears a designer watch and claims the ability to interpret dreams, has even begun performing some of God’s heavenly tasks himself.

“God used to be this enormously warm and gregarious presence, but ever since He met this guy, He’s been cutting out everyone He says is dampening His ‘chi force,’” Jophiel continued. “I don’t think He’s spoken to His son in weeks.”

According to Jophiel, God now routinely references passages from the Rishi’s 16-point “Enlightened Living Philosophy,” a document that was supposedly revealed to the 53-year-old in a waking dream in 1998. Since discovering the mystical figure’s ideology, sources said, God has started wearing a pouch of crystals around His neck, shaved His hair and beard, and purchased levels 1 and 2 of the Rishi’s “Rebuilding Consciousness” program.

In addition, reports indicate that the Rishi, who wears a designer watch and claims the ability to interpret dreams, has even begun performing some of God’s heavenly tasks himself so the deity can devote more time to His daily karmic breathing practices.

“The Rishi makes all of us pretty uncomfortable, but whenever anyone speaks up about him, God just casts them out of His kingdom, so I’ve learned to keep my mouth shut,” said the archangel Azrael, who acknowledged that he and several seraphim briefly considered holding an intervention for the Almighty after observing the Rishi coaxing Him into a particularly strenuous and unnatural-looking yoga position earlier this year. “Besides, what’s the point of making a big stink when the Rishi has the Lord convinced that the archangels are all negative influences and that we just can’t see the ‘Oneness Path’ like He can.”

While details of the Rishi’s past remain unknown, heavenly sources confirmed that the guru owns at least three residences, including a sprawling 200-acre property he refers to as his “retreat and wellness center.” On various occasions, the Rishi has reportedly suggested that God take His spiritual commitment to the next level by coming to live with him.

“Apparently, as part of God’s spiritual training, the Rishi told Him that He must spread the message of what He’s learned to others, so He’s always handing out copies of the Rishi’s writings whether anyone wants them or not,” said Jophiel, noting that he had personally received and thrown away more than a dozen leaflets in just the past few months. “I took a look at one and it made no sense at all—something about the triangulation of chakras and the essential brain-body connection. Plus, it was all misspelled and aligned kind of crooked, like it had been printed off a home printer.”

“I just hope He comes to His senses soon, because this is starting to get really worrying,” the archangel added. “I don’t want to see God wasting His eternal life on some bullshit made-up religion.”

Truth

Dear Humanity

I am not your friend, I am not your foe.
I am not here to make you happy, I am not hear to make you sad, laugh or cry, smile or frown.
How I make you feel depends entirely on YOU!
– Your current world view
– Your current beliefs-
– Your current perceptions of what you think is and what is not.

I am void of all emotion. I am not here for your convenience or to pull you out of comfort and neither am I here to confirm any bias you may have.

Those who either seek me for happiness or avoid me through fear of sadness might want to rethink what they are really seeking, for I am neither.

I do not care about your feelings, I am simply that which is.
Therefore, if you are unable to accept me for what I am, it would be best if you do not seek me out at all, forget that I exist and pursue something that makes you FEEL the way you WANT to feel, otherwise I welcome all who seek me with open arms.

Just know that your rejection or embrace will not effect my existence”

Sincerely

The Truth

@internalmonarch

“Dashboard Confessional’s Carrabba can’t relax” by Tom Lanham (San Francisco Examiner)

Chris Carrabba took a four-day trip to Jamaica, where he tried to pick up on the island’s leisurely pace.  He drank, swam in the hotel pool and savored the cuisine.  “But I ended up just walking around, aimlessly, feeling unsure of myself and thinking, ‘How the hell to people do this relaxing thing?'” 

–Dashboard Confessional which is an American emo band from Pompano Beach, Florida, led by singer-songwriter Chris Carrabba. The name of the band is derived from the song “The Sharp Hint of New Tears” off their debut album, The Swiss Army Romance. Wikipedia

“Bolshoi Denies Gay Theme Forced Postponing of Nureyev Ballet” by Neil MacFarquhar

The dancer and choreographer Rudolf Nureyev in 1981. The opening of a ballet about his life has been postponed in Moscow. CreditRene Burri/Magnum Photos

July 10, 2017 (nytimes.com)

MOSCOW — The general director of the Bolshoi Theater confirmed on Monday that the organization will postpone a much-anticipated ballet depicting the life of the dance legend Rudolf Nureyev, but rejected accusations that he was bowing to state censorship because of the ballet’s gay themes and controversial director.

The Bolshoi first announced the postponement in a short news release on Saturday, three days before the scheduled premiere of “Nureyev,” sending shock waves through the Russian cultural elite.

Vladimir G. Urin, general director of the Bolshoi, told a packed news conference here on Monday that the management, after watching a final dress rehearsal last week, felt that the choreography, by Yuri Possokhov, still needed work. “We were very depressed by what we saw,” he said.

With a cast of more than 100, including opera singers, a chorus, actors and musicians onstage as well as the dancers, the ballet requires an extraordinary level of coordination, Mr. Urin said.

After the difficult rehearsal on Friday, he said, the dancers made a supreme effort to bring the piece together on Saturday, but he felt they needed more time and decided to cancel the opening. “There will be reputational damage for canceling, but for us the quality of the production was paramount,” he said.

The company’s season is winding down, with many of its dancers headed to New York for a 10-day run at the Lincoln Center Festival, starting on July 20.

The contrast between the show’s subject and the current government emphasis on “family values” prompted immediate accusations that Mr. Urin was bowing to Kremlin pressure.

Photo

From left, Makhar Vaziev, director of the Bolshoi Ballet, and Vladimir G. Urin, general director of the Bolshoi Theater at a news conference on Monday. CreditAlexander Nemenov/Agence France-Presse — Getty Images

Among other themes, the show addresses the influence of Nureyev’s homosexuality on his art, as well as his struggle with AIDS, from which he died in 1993. Russia passed a law in 2013 banning anything that could be interpreted as “gay propaganda.”

The general suspicion in cultural circles and in news media reports was that a ballet celebrating a gay man who had fled the Soviet Union — there is a line in the piece about Russia ejecting its most talented people — and presented on the main stage of the country’s most prestigious theater was too much for the government to bear.

In addition, it was staged by Kirill S. Serebrennikov, considered perhaps the most talented, innovative theater director in Russia, but one with a reputation for mocking social conventions.

Mr. Serebrennikov was detained for questioning in May over allegations of embezzling government funds. His apartment and the Gogol Center, the theater where he is the artistic director, were searched in a case widely condemned as being politically motivated.

Mr. Serebrennikov declined to comment on the postponement of the ballet, deferring to the Bolshoi management, but he told friends that he thought the ballet was ready.

He made a wry speech referring to it on Sunday night after a production of “A Midsummer Night’s Dream.” (The embezzlement charges are partly based on accusations that money for “Midsummer” was pocketed and no play presented.)

“Yesterday, something astounding happened: I came from a play that will not exist,” he said, referring to a rehearsal of the Nureyev ballet, “to a play that did not exist.”

Some people, including cast members, compared the Bolshoi situation to the 1935 incident when Joseph Stalin forced the theater to close a new production of a ballet by Dmitri Shostakovich called “The Bright Stream”; it was not revived until 2003.

The Nureyev ballet was the second collaboration involving Mr. Serebrennikov; Mr. Possokhov, a former Bolshoi star who is a choreographer in residence at the San Francisco Ballet; and Ilya Demutsky, the composer. Their 2015 ballet, “A Hero of Our Time,”inspired by the classic Russian novel by Mikhail Lermontov, was hailed by critics as a major step away from what some called the Bolshoi’s rigid devotion to classicism.

“Nureyev” was expected to be even more groundbreaking, with a potentially global audience because of Nureyev’s fame. But the ballet prompted controversy in Russia well before it got anywhere near the stage.

leaked video of a rehearsal in which pairs of male dancers performed in high heels provoked some outrage, with one nationalist website calling on the conservative culture minister, Vladimir R. Medinsky, to ban the ballet.

“The video of the rehearsal of the performance clearly testifies to the fact that this ‘creation’ is propaganda for sodomy, which is against current Russian law,” the website commented. “People who have not lost their moral compass are concerned by the impending disgrace.”

Russian media reports continued to suggest on Monday that this was the reason for the cancellation, although there was also speculation that it might take more time to polish last-minute revisions to dilute the gay references.

Both Mr. Urin and Mr. Medinsky denied consulting each other before the cancellation. “I do not want to turn this into a political discussion,” Mr. Urin said.

He said that the already tightly packed schedule for next year meant that the premiere could not be rescheduled before May 2018.

Simon A. Morrison, a Princeton University music professor and author of a recent history of the Bolshoi Theater, was in Moscow and saw video fragments from one of the last rehearsals.

“It looked hesitant, it was shaky, it was not there,” he said, while noting the fog around what would be a rare decision by any ballet company. “If you do something controversial and it doesn’t come off, then it becomes a travesty.”

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