Earth Explodes

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April 24, 2020 (theonion.com)

EARTH—In a move astronomers are calling “surprising,” the planet earth violently exploded yesterday, shattering into billions of tiny fragments and killing all life existing on it. “From all indications, the planet just spontaneously combusted,” said James Frye of Stanford’s Palomar Observatory. “We’ll know more after we examine soil samples.”

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