Thousands Of Priest’s Baptisms Rendered Invalid For Using Wrong Word

Yesterday 4:11PM (theonion.com)

A priest resigned earlier this month after his diocese discovered the baptisms he held over two decades were invalid because he had changed a single word while performing the sacrament. What do you think?

“I thought it was weird that he kept referring to Jebus.”

–JAMES TORRES, DESERT GUIDE

“That’s alright. I was going to sin anyway.”

–EUGENIA DESROCHER, AUTOGRAPH STYLIST

“And not a single baby spoke up to correct him?”

–COLIN ZEISLER, SYSTEMS ANALYST

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