Yesterday 4:11PM (theonion.com)
A priest resigned earlier this month after his diocese discovered the baptisms he held over two decades were invalid because he had changed a single word while performing the sacrament. What do you think?
“I thought it was weird that he kept referring to Jebus.”
–JAMES TORRES, DESERT GUIDE
“That’s alright. I was going to sin anyway.”
–EUGENIA DESROCHER, AUTOGRAPH STYLIST
“And not a single baby spoke up to correct him?”
–COLIN ZEISLER, SYSTEMS ANALYST