Florida Orders Cities To Remove Rainbow Crosswalks

Published: August 27, 2025 (TheOnion.com)

The Florida Department of Transportation has ordered Miami Beach and at least eight other cities to remove rainbow-colored crosswalks, prompting local leaders and advocates to push back in defense of LGBTQ+ expression. What do you think?

“This will only make it more difficult to determine the sexual orientation of streets.”Mary Beth Holcroft, Jockey’s Apprentice


“Aw, but I was going to graffiti a slur over it!”Travis Levens, Goat Milker


“This sort of loud, flamboyant coloration has no place in Miami.”Bret Ruppelt, Overture Critic

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