Trump Vows To Outlaw Electricity To Secure Powerful Amish Vote | Onion News Network

The Onion • Oct 21, 2024 In an appeal to the powerful voting bloc, Trump told a group of influential Amish megadonors that, if elected, he would make turning on the lights or plugging in an appliance a criminal offense. Have a written record of society’s collapse. Become A Member. Get The Paper. https://membership.theonion.com/?camp…

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