racheldoesstuff
Published on Nov 3, 2017

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Scary Scary Sexy Lady
Starring Rachel Bloom
Written By Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger, Jack Dolgen

REBECCA:
SCARY SCARY SEXY LADY
ANGRY SCARY SEXY LADY
ANGRY LIKE A WITCH
BUT SEXY LIKE A SEXY WITCH

SCARY SCARY SEXY LADY
ANGRY ANGRY SEXY SCARY LADY
SCORNED LIKE A LADY
AND ANGRY LIKE A LADY SCORNED

WEARING HIGH HEELS
AND A SHORT SKIRT MADE OF MURDER
A TRENCHCOAT MADE OF PAIN
SHE’S WALKING DOWN AN ALLEYWAY
HIGH HEELS MADE OF DAGGERS AND EYES MADE OF DAGGERS TOO.

SHE’S HERE TO CHOP YOUR PENIS OFF…

The End of The Movie
Starring Josh Groban
Featuring Rachel Bloom

SO THIS IS THE END OF THE MOVIE
WHOA WHOA WHOA
BUT REAL LIFE ISN’T A MOVIE
NO NO NO.

YOU WANT THINGS TO BE WRAPPED UP NEATLY
THE WAY THAT STORIES DO.

YOU’RE LOOKING FOR ANSWERS
BUT ANSWERS AREN’T LOOKING FOR YOU.

BECAUSE LIFE IS A GRADUAL SERIES OF REVELATIONS
THAT OCCUR OVER A PERIOD OF TIME
IT’S NOT SOME CAREFULLY CRAFTED STORY
IT’S A MESS AND WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE.

IF YOU SAW A MOVIE THAT WAS LIKE REAL LIFE
YOU’D BE LIKE “WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT MOVIE ABOUT?”
IT WAS REALLY ALL OVER THE PLACE
LIFE DOESN’T MAKE NARRATIVE SENSE.

NUHUH

WE TELL OURSELVES THAT WE’RE IN A MOVIE.
WHOA WHOA WHOA
EACH ONE OF US THINKS WE GOT THE STARRING ROLE.
ROLE ROLE ROLE.

BUT THE TRUTH IS SOMETIMES YOU’RE THE LEAD
AND SOMETIMES YOU’RE AN EXTRA
JUST WALKING BY IN THE BACKGROUND
LIKE ME,
JOSH GROBAN!

BECAUSE LIFE IS A GRADUAL SERIES OF REVELATIONS
THAT OCCUR OVER A PERIOD OF TIME
SOME THINGS MIGHT HAPPEN THAT SEEM CONNECTED
BUT THERE’S NOT ALWAYS A REASON OR RHYME

PEOPLE AREN’T CHARACTERS
THEY’RE COMPLICATED
AND THEIR CHOICES DON’T ALWAYS MAKE SENSE
THAT BEING SAID IT’S REALLY MESSED UP
THAT YOU BANGED YOUR EX- BOYFRIEND’S DAD
OHHHHH

NEVER BANG YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND’S DAD.