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Mark Twain on being good

“Be good and you will be lonesome.”
― Mark Twain, Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World

Samuel Langhorne Clemens, known by the pen name Mark Twain November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910) , was an American writer, humorist, essayist, entrepreneur, publisher and lecturer. He was praised as the “greatest humorist the United States has produced,” with William Faulkner calling him “the father of American literature.” Wikipedia

Mark Twain on worrying

Mark Twain

“I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.”

― Mark Twain

Samuel Langhorne Clemens, known by the pen name Mark Twain (November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910), was an American writer, humorist, essayist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer. He was praised as the “greatest humorist the United States has produced”, and William Faulkner called him “the father of American literature”. Wikipedia

Mark Twain on health books

Mark Twain

“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”

― Attributed to Mark Twain

Samuel Langhorne Clemens, known by the pen name Mark Twain (November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910), was an American writer, humorist, essayist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer. He was praised as the “greatest humorist the United States has produced”, and William Faulkner called him “the father of American literature”. Wikipedia

Mark Twain on terrible things

Mark Twain

“I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.”

― Mark Twain

Samuel Langhorne Clemens, known by the pen name Mark Twain November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910), was an American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer. He was praised as the “greatest humorist the United States has produced”, and William Faulkner called him “the father of American literature”. Wikipedia

Book: “The Diaries of Adam and Eve”

The Diaries of Adam and Eve

Mark TwainJohn Updike (Foreword)Valda Raud (translator)

“Good deal of fog this morning. I do not go out in the fog myself,” notes Adam in his diary, adding, “The new creature does. It goes out in all weathers. And talks. It used to be so pleasant and quiet here.”
Adam has a lot to learn about Eve, and even more from her, as she names the animals, discovers fire, and introduces all manner of innovations to their garden home. Mark Twain’s “translation” of the diaries of the first man and woman offers a humorous “he said/she said” narrative of biblical events. The great American storyteller found comfort and inspiration in the company of women, and his irreverent look at conventional religion is also a thoughtful — and humorous — argument for gender equality.

(Goodreads.com)