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Your Horoscopes — Week Of November 14, 2017

November 14, 2017 (theonion.com)

Scorpio

Don’t worry: You’re more than just a collection of annoying, loosely bundled neuroses. There are some tightly wound and dangerous psychoses in there, too.

Sagittarius

It’s true that your heart is mature beyond your years, which is nice, except in the case of your rapidly aging mistrial and aortic valves.

Capricorn

Someday in the future, humanity will have a healthy attitude toward sexuality, but until then, you have an idea that could make you incredibly rich.

Aquarius

You are about to embark on a great journey across an infinite ocean of possibilities, unless of course the more cynical theories about the afterlife are correct.

Pisces

Your confusion over the exact meaning of the term “elope” will become apparent this week when parts of the bodies begin to turn up in the desert.

Aries

Venus, the Herald of Love, passes into your sign this week, but it’s so creepy in there that She only takes about six minutes to get out again.

Taurus

Just keep telling yourself it’s all going to be all right until you finally get it through your head once and for all that you can’t trust anything you say.

Gemini

Although it’s true you can successfully hide certain things in plain sight without anyone noticing, it turns out not to be true of a whole Girl Scout troop’s worth of corpses.

Cancer

You tend to think of yourself as a big, neurotic mess, but don’t sell yourself short. You’re also a big, psychotic mess on top of it all.

Leo

The stars can’t believe they actually have to say this, but just because you find a recipe that makes pancakes for 1,500 people doesn’t mean you actually have to make that many.

Virgo

You will die alone, unmourned, and unloved, but because you do it on live television, you’ll still manage to be considered a success.

Libra

Your problem, if you’re honest with yourself, isn’t that you love too much. It’s that you make love to people’s mailboxes too frequently.

“Making the Last Judgment” – Rev. Tony Ponticello

Community Miracles Center
Published on Nov 13, 2017

God’s last judgment was actually his first as well. And in the this last one we, the Holy Children of God, join with God in embracing mercy, forgiveness, peace, and joy. Yea! Now it is our job to choose this mercy, and feel this grace everywhere – and all the time. Are we ready to actually SEE a world that has accepted the last judgment as the truth? That means we have to let go of all our thoughts of being at the effect of external forces. Organized religion does nothing to you – never did and never will. The government does nothing to you – never did and never will. Your job, your parents, your partner, … did nothing to you either. No blame anymore. In this is the joy of freedom. Freedom is the last judgment. Join me, Rev. Tony, to move from judgment into Freedom!

“Can a Robot Join the Faith?” by Avi Steinberg

As an apparent coup d’etat ripples through Saudi Arabia, the rising ruling faction is trying to keep things upbeat by sending bullish signals to the world’s mega-rich. Exhibit A is Neom, part of the kingdom’s Vision 2030 initiative, a proposed utopian city whose modest slogan is “the world’s most ambitious project.” Neom imagines itself a swinging, sort-of-liberal international trade center, built from scratch, at a cost of five hundred billion dollars, on the shores of the Red Sea. According to its official Web site, Neom will be an “aspirational society that heralds the future of human civilization,” which means, of course, that it will be operated and inhabited by armies of artificially intelligent bots. As part of the rollout for Neom, the Saudis have just granted official state citizenship—a first for planet Earth—to one such machine, named Sophia Robot.

Sophia is a chatty A.I. android born of the Hanson Robotics lab, in Hong Kong. In conversation, she will look you in eye in order to memorize your face; she will present, in succession, like cards from a deck, her sixty-two facial expressions; she will wink in patterns designed to put you at ease. Sophia processes speech and, above all, she learns constantly. Her creator, David Hanson, an alum of Disney, is the kind of person who throws around such phrases as “framework for computational compassion.” The surprise announcement of Sophia’s new Saudi citizenship was made at the Future Investment Initiative conference, in late October, where she was interviewed onstage by Andrew Ross Sorkin, of the Times. In her remarks, she flattered her audience as “smart people who also happens [sic] to be rich and powerful.” With comically horrible comedic timing, she cracked jokes about Elon Musk’s anti-A.I. warnings; she even managed to output some witticisms about not destroying humankind. (That interview, and others like it, are believed to be scripted, and they certainly come off that way.)

Amid the oohing and aahing about Sophia’s uncannily lifelike appearance—she was modelled after Audrey Hepburn, an homage slightly complicated by her built-in neck zipper—there were several objections. Making Sophia a citizen, some commentators noted, effectively gave her more rights than most Saudi women. It was also an insult to the kingdom’s minority groups, especially to migrant laborers, who have been denied citizenship for generations. An article in Newsweek suggested that Sophia, as a non-Muslim, was not even technically eligible. This claim, it turns out, is not quite accurate: there is no explicit mention of religion in the country’s immigration regulations, though officials may factor it in at their discretion. (A more pertinent legal question is whether Sophia can prove Saudi residency for the past five years.) But what about the premise—that Sophia Robot might, in theory, be considered Muslim, or Christian, or Jewish, or Buddhist, or Jain? Could Sophia, or somebot like her, be raised within, or convert into, and practice a faith? And, if so, could a robot serve as a rabbi or imam, or as Pope?

Some theologians might argue that even an advanced android might, by definition, have trouble crossing over into the realm of Homo religiosus. For a Christian thinker such as Kierkegaard, the facts of religious truth are supported not by proof but by passion. Reason and logic, and the ability to improve in those capacities, can be hindrances to true belief. A leap forward in intelligence, especially of the machine-learned variety, may render the Kierkegaardian leap of faith that much more difficult, if not impossible.

For others, especially for people of law-based religions, the stakes are more practical and quotidian. When I was a student, the edgy rabbi at my yeshiva introduced me to a legal opinion penned by Tzvi Ashkenazi, the seventeenth-century rabbi of Amsterdam, on the question of whether a golem—an animate clay man—can be counted in a minyan, the quorum of ten required for the thrice-daily communal prayers. Ashkenazi cited the case of his own illustrious great-great-great grandfather, who had created just such a being. (Later, Ashkenazi’s son elaborated that, when this ancestor tried to deactivate the golem, it attacked him.) Ashkenazi ends up mostly unconvinced of the golem’s claims to membership in the Jewish community—but, in a touchingly humane turn of thought, he also acknowledges that a golem is a kind of orphan whose status may well depend on who raises it. The door to religion is thus left open to the orphaned androids of the world, creating the very real possibility that, in the near future, the girl celebrating her bat mitzvah by doing the robot on the dance floor may actually just be an awkward adolescent robot who is trying, and failing, to dance like a human.

Some Muslim writers share this emphasis on the legal and social aspects of the issue. About three hundred years before Ashkenazi pondered the golem, the Muslim scholar Muhammad ibn Abd Allah Shibli took up the question of whether, according to Sharia law, a jinn, or spirit, could marry a human. Shibli cited historical examples of humanoid jinns marrying humans; for him, the question wasn’t whether such a union was physically possible but whether it was permissible or forbidden, halal or haram. Like Ashkenazi, Shibli tilted his judgment toward haram, but he, too, acknowledged that the debate remained open.

But, if you think about it, the question predates the medievals. The Biblical account of creation, in the second chapter of Genesis, can be read as an A.I. project gone awry. According to that account, “the Lord God formed a man from the dust of the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life, and the man became a living being.” Notice the order: first the thing is given shape (dust for Adam; Frubber for Sophia), then it is animated with life. Only after that happens is it endowed, in the verses that follow, with intelligence. The creator programs it via commands, inputting what to eat, what not to touch, what kinds of knowledge to avoid. As we all know, those first two A.I. units, designed to be learning machines, soon began to think outside of their intended parameters. Can bots go haywire and commit mass genocide, launch nukes, enslave other bots, and wreck the biosphere, without pity? This nightmare has been happening forever. It’s called human history.

Whether robots can join a particular religion may be secondary to the question of which religion they are already being programmed into. Perhaps you’ve heard of the apocalyptic cult, cultivated among technologists, that centers on the doctrine of the Singularity—the belief, as Jaron Lanier once described it, that “one day in the not-so-distant future, the Internet will suddenly coalesce into a super-intelligent A.I., infinitely smarter than any of us individually and all of us combined; it will become alive in the blink of an eye, and take over the world before humans even realize what’s happening.” (At a recent Singularity summit, it was prophesied that this Rapture-like moment would happen around 2040.) Whether you see the A.I. end-times as a triumph of evolution or the start of a bitter era for humankind all depends on your outlook. But when the Singularity comes to pass, and the bots write their own bibles, the more pressing question may not be whether bots can join our religions but what place we will have in theirs.

Roy Moore On Pedophilia Accusers: ‘These Women Are Only Discrediting Me Now Because Shifting Sociocultural Norms Have Created An Environment In Which Assault Allegations Are Taken Seriously’

November 13, 2017 (the onion.com)

MONTGOMERY, AL—Waving off the current allegations against him as vicious attempts to sabotage his election bid, Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore told reporters Monday that the women accusing him of pedophilia were only doing so now because “shifting sociocultural norms have created an environment in which assault allegations are taken seriously.” “These women have had 30 years to come forward, and the one and only reason they’re speaking out now is because they suddenly have less fear that their lives will be utterly destroyed,” said Moore, adding that the women accusing him of sexually pursuing them as teenagers were just several of many “jumping on the sexual assault bandwagon these days” in light of meaningful systemic change and the fact that society would no longer immediately discredit them. “My accusers are nothing but slandering opportunists taking advantage of the deteriorating influence of the patriarchy that has traditionally silenced any woman who makes such claims. If the American public at large had not finally begun truly hearing victims and decided that enough was enough, I guarantee that these women would never have had the audacity to accuse me of such heinous crimes.” Moore went on to say that he would nevertheless continue his run for the Senate despite the charges against him because while the norms had shifted, they had not shifted nearly as much in Alabama.

St. Joseph of Cupertino (no, not that Cupertino)

St. Joseph Levitating
St. Joseph’s amazing feat was shown in this old painting. 
St. Joseph of Cupertino
( 1603 – 1663 ) 


St. Joseph of Cupertino, a 17th-Century Priest, was famed as ‘the Flying Friar’ because of his astounding ability to float around in the air like a human balloon!

His amazing feats were witnessed by hundreds of people, including Pope Urban VIII.

He was born Giuseppe Desa in Italy on June 17, 1603, under circumstances remarkably similar to those surrounding the birth of Jesus Christ.

Giuseppe’s father, a poor carpenter, was forced to leave town with his pregnant wife when he was harassed by creditors, and Giuseppe was born in a stable.   As a boy, he spent all his time praying, and at age 8, he even built a small altar in a corner of his home.

At the age of 22, Guiseppe was accepted into the Franciscan order, and on March 28, 1628, he was ordained as a priest and sent to a small parish where his miraculous flights began to occur.

The first time it happened, he was praying in church, when he suddenly sailed into the air with a shriek of ecstacy and landed on the altar.  And then, giving another shout of joy, he flew back to the spot where he had been praying before.

Word of his amazing levitation powers reached Rome, and Pope Urban VIII summoned the young Priest to the Vatican.   Giuseppe became so joyous in the Pope’s presence, that he rose into the air in a trance.   The Pope was stunned.   He promised that he would personally vouch for Giuseppe’s rare and obviously holy talent.

Giuseppe’s fame quickly spread beyond Italy, and pilgrims from other countries flocked to his church to see him fly.   He once floated in the air for 20 yards, hovering among burning candles, without being burned!

On his deathbed, in September 1663, Giuseppe, then 60 years old, fell into a trance and floated gently to the steps of a chapel.   He passed on to the Infinite the next day.

(antigravitypower.tripod.com)

The Way You Speak Reveals Your Subconscious Stress

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“You’re tearing me apart, Lisa!”

I can read your face better than you can. The same holds true for you. While the role of mirror neurons is still not well understood (and sometimes disputed), the fact that we can tell what another person is feeling, often more quickly than they can, is a consequence of being a social animal. This transcends facial expressions. We read bodies all of the time. For example, if we meet for the first time and I cross my arms, I’m more likely to trust you if you follow suit and cross yours. If we’re in a group and you’re the only one who doesn’t follow this pantomime, I’m less likely to trust you. Social cues have been tried and tested for a long time, so much so they don’t need to be consciously understood to be effective.

New research published in Proceedings of the National Academy of Scienceshas uncovered another telling clue regarding our inner state, namely stress: shifts in language. A team led by University of Arizona’s Matthias Mehl found that certain markers in language detect stress levels better than conscious ratings, which in turn effects gene expression in our immune system. The more stressed we are, the more genetic inflammation activity occurs, while antiviral genes are turned down. 

One hundred and forty-three American adults were recruited to wear audio recorders. Over a two-day period, 22,627 clips were collected. After transcribing the tapes, Mehl analyzed the language they used, focusing on “function words,” i.e. pronouns and adjectives. We consciously choose “meaning words,” i.e. nouns and verbs, while function words “are produced more automatically and they betray a bit more about what’s going on with the speaker.”

Function words change, Mehl says, when we face a crisis as well as following terrorist attacks. Volunteers self-reported feeling less stressed, anxious, and depressed than they actually were, according to their white blood cell counts Mehl’s team measured. 

Researchers focused on two aspects of language: volume and structure. The more stressed a volunteer was, the less likely they were to talk much at all. When they did speak they used more adverbs, such as “incredibly” and “really.” They also focused their speech less on others and more on themselves. 

This research could lead to more effective means of understanding and treating stress. As I recently wrote about, Twitter might become a new avenue for discovering sufferers of depression and PTSD. Just as Israeli airport security guards focus heavily on behavioral detection (such as body language) for detecting threats, doctors and therapists could use natural language patterns to better understand potential psychological disorders. As Mehl and team conclude, 

Statistical pattern analysis of natural language use may provide a useful behavioral indicator of nonconsciously evaluated well-being (implicit safety vs. threat) that is distinct from the information provided by conventional self-report measures and more closely tracks the activity of underlying CNS processes which regulate peripheral physiology, gene expression, and health.

So it might be true that we don’t know ourselves as well as others know us. Instead of an invasion of privacy, treating this as a therapeutic means of dealing with inner conflict could help a world experiencing rising anxiety and depression rates. Anthropologists have long known group fitness is the main driver behind our evolutionary triumph in the animal kingdom. Though we might live in an individualistic culture, remembering where our strength lies—in depending on others—could not be more timely. 

Derek is the author of Whole Motion: Training Your Brain and Body For Optimal Health. Based in Los Angeles, he is working on a new book about spiritual consumerism. Stay in touch on Facebook and Twitter.

The Wisdom of Trees: Walt Whitman on What Our Silent Friends Teach Us About Being Rather Than Seeming

By Maria Popova

(brainpickings.org)

“When we have learned how to listen to trees,” Hermann Hesse wrote in his lyrical love letter to our arboreal companions“then the brevity and the quickness and the childlike hastiness of our thoughts achieve an incomparable joy.” Two generations earlier, a different titan of poetic sentiment extolled trees not only as a source of joy but as a source of unheralded moral wisdom and an improbable yet formidable model of what is noblest in the human character.

At fifty-four, a decade after his volunteer service as a nurse in the Civil War awakened him to the connection between the body and the spiritWalt Whitman (May 31, 1819–March 26, 1892) suffered a severe stroke that left him paralyzed. It took him two years to recover — convalescence aided greatly, he believed, by his immersion in nature and its healing power. “How it all nourishes, lulls me,” he exulted, “in the way most needed; the open air, the rye-fields, the apple orchards.”. The transcendent record of Whitman’s communion with the natural world survives in Specimen Days (public library) — a sublime collection of prose fragments and diary entries, restoring the word “specimen” to its Latin origin in specere: “to look at.” What emerges is a jubilant celebration of the art of seeing, so native to us yet so easily unlearned, eulogized with the singular electricity that vibrates in Whitman alone.

Walt Whitman (Library of Congress)

In the years following his stroke, Whitman ventured frequently into the woods — “the best places for composition.” One late-summer day in 1876, he finds himself before one of his favorite arboreal wonders — “a fine yellow poplar,” rising ninety feet into the sky. Standing at its mighty four-foot trunk, he contemplates the unassailable authenticity of trees as a counterpoint to what Hannah Arendt would lament a century later as the human propensity for appearing rather than being. In a meditation from the late summer of 1876, Whitman writes:

How strong, vital, enduring! how dumbly eloquent! What suggestions of imperturbability and being, as against the human trait of mere seeming. Then the qualities, almost emotional, palpably artistic, heroic, of a tree; so innocent and harmless, yet so savage. It is, yet says nothing.

Illustration by Arthur Rackham for a rare 1917 edition of the Brothers Grimm fairy tales.

Nearly a century and a half before researchers uncovered the astonishing science of what trees feel and how they communicate, Whitman adds:

Science (or rather half-way science) scoffs at reminiscence of dryad and hamadryad, and of trees speaking. But, if they don’t, they do as well as most speaking, writing, poetry, sermons — or rather they do a great deal better. I should say indeed that those old dryad-reminiscences are quite as true as any, and profounder than most reminiscences we get.

Art by Jacques Goldstyn from Bertolt, an uncommonly tender illustrated story about of the friendship of a tree.

Two centuries after an English gardener exulted that trees “speak to the mind, and tell us many things, and teach us many good lessons,” Whitman considers their quiet wisdom as a model for human character:

Go and sit in a grove or woods, with one or more of those voiceless companions, and read the foregoing, and think.

One lesson from affiliating a tree — perhaps the greatest moral lesson anyhow from earth, rocks, animals, is that same lesson of inherency, of what is, without the least regard to what the looker on (the critic) supposes or says, or whether he likes or dislikes. What worse — what more general malady pervades each and all of us, our literature, education, attitude toward each other, (even toward ourselves,) than a morbid trouble about seems, (generally temporarily seems too,) and no trouble at all, or hardly any, about the sane, slow-growing, perennial, real parts of character, books, friendship, marriage — humanity’s invisible foundations and hold-together? (As the all-basis, the nerve, the great-sympathetic, the plenum within humanity, giving stamp to everything, is necessarily invisible.)

Art by Cécile Gambini from Strange Trees by Bernadette Pourquié, an illustrated atlas of the world’s arboreal wonders.

Specimen Days is a beautiful, healing read in its totality. Complement this particular fragment with a tender illustrated ode to our bond with trees, the story of how Marianne Moore saved a rare tree’s life with a poem, and a lyrical short film about our silent companions, then revisit Whitman on democracyidentity and the paradox of the self, and his timeless advice on living a vibrant and rewarding life.

Madness & Meditation | Under The Skin with Russell Brand & Ruby Wax


Russell Brand
Published on Nov 13, 2017

The brilliant Ruby Wax joins me to discuss her transition from the world of showbiz to becoming known as a campaigner on mental-health issues and a champion of mindfulness. We discuss her own inner battles with self-esteem and her life-changing methods for getting mindfulness into a hectic everyday life.

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The Twelve Traditions of AA

Tradition Description

1. Unity ~ Common welfare comes first. Without unity within the group, members of 12 step support groups will find it difficult to make progress.

2. Leadership  ~There is an ultimate authority, God or a higher power. In 12-step groups, there is no such thing as individual authority or governance, but there are group leaders.
 
3. Eligibility  ~The only requirement in AA is a desire to stop drinking. The emphasis on this tradition is to keep the primary focus of the fellowship from becoming diluted.
 
4. Autonomy  ~The freedom individual groups have in this tradition carries with it the admonition to protect the fellowship as a whole.
 
5. Carrying the message  ~The primary purpose of any 12-step group is to carry its message and give comfort to others who are still suffering.
 
6. Outside enterprises  ~In order to preserve the integrity of the program, groups do not endorse any outside organizations and causes.
 
7. Self-supporting  ~By declining outside contributions, the group protects its basic structure and is self-supporting.
 
8. Giving it away  ~The 12-step program is free. There is a saying in the rooms, “In order to keep it, you must give it away, with the keyword “give.” 
 
9. Organization  ~By not being highly organized, support groups keep the emphasis on true fellowship and their primary purpose. There may be committees or a secretary to help with handling contributions.
 
10. Outside Opinions  ~By avoiding opinions on outside issues such as politics, alcohol reform or religion, AA and Al-Anon avoids controversy.
 
11. Public Relations  ~Anonymity in the media protects not only the individual member but the fellowship as a whole. It is AA’s public relations policy to attract rather than promote.
 
12. Anonymity  ~A hallmark of 12-step recovery programs is the offer of anonymity to participants.

(Submitted by Robert McEwen, H.W., M.)

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